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Saturday, December 13, 2008
Unrlz 4rlz. Srsly.
I had no idea I'd love it so much. In fact, I think texturing may very well be the niche I aim for if I decide not to go to Vancouver Film School.
This is my final project in which I constructed the geometry for a level in Unreal and then created and applied textures. I was very pleasd with the end result.
Sunday, December 07, 2008
Phun with Names or "Holy Crappellation!"
So, over the years of Myshe and Bryan working for call centers and having to deal with the high turnover of employees, we get many a giggle over the names we encounter.
A couple of days after Thanksgiving, I and some friends that came down from Ohio all converged on my mother's house to spend time with her after the cancer diagnosis.
Billie, a nurse, told us about one of the best I've yet to encounter.
Doing paperwork, her co-worker called a patient to confirm appointments. Listed on her file, her name was "Le-a." The nurse called and asked if she could speak to "lee-uh." when the patient got on the phone she was upset at the mispronunciation of her name. She couldn't understand why no one could say it right. She explained to the nurse:
"The dash don't be silent!" Her name is pronounced "Le-Dash-uh"
After peeing myself, I began to think about all these gems and how I should share. So I'll be asking Myshe and Bryan to bring me new ones and I'll post them when I have them. Fast, safe, cheap family fun!
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Le-a (le-DASH-uh)
Anchanter (awn-SHAWN-tay)
Shithead (shuh-theed)
No, I'm not kidding. This was on a friend's paperwork who works for social services.
Ocupina (aw-kyoo-PEE-nuh)
Sanitosha (san-uh-TOE-shuh)
Linquenette (leen-KWIN-et)
Tekeshashley (we don't know the pronunciation for this one. Have fun.)
Letreasure (that's right. Le Treasure. I guess it's french...for ignunt)
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What a great start. If anyone finds any, submit them in the comments and I'll see about adding them!
Friday, November 14, 2008
Tuesday, November 04, 2008
Sunday, November 02, 2008
Friday, October 31, 2008
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Monday, October 27, 2008
Bleh.
I think I should go do something I DON'T love for work so I can simply finish and leave it behind to enjoy myself when not at work.. I sort of want to go to Vancouver now.
I'm formulating my thoughts before I vomit forth my review of the refuse that is the new Indiana Jones movie. Suffice it to say, it isn't good.
I met a hot Russian at church this weekend. Sergei. Сексуальный! I'll be asking John to get me one for Christmas.
Monday, October 20, 2008
Phred Phussilade - 10.20.08
Early voting began today.
I went and voted.
No on 2.
The rest is a blur.
I think I wrote in Prince on the presidential ballot.
This chick next to me stunk like weed. I didn't have the heart to tell her that her boyfriend she was outside with likes men. She'll find out soon enough.
Michelle Obama looks like Satan.
I'm having Greek Pasta Cake and Sushi at my wedding.
My grandmother is a self-centered asshole.
My mother is doing better today. They took a quart of fluid out of her lung. We'll know more tomorrow I hope.
Low sodium soup is terrible.
I introduced Shannon to the joys of Horizen sushi today. She was smitten muchly.
I've come to love my next door neighbors. John and Melissa are the best.
I'm bored.
Heroes is a crap show.
I lost two more pounds, but I'm still sore from last week's workout.
I found myself missing old friends today. The meth addict, the hypochondriac, and the two-faced, insecure, lesbian gamer were not among them.
I'm excited about he prospect of continuing school after graduation. Vancouver Film School...hope to see you soon.
My car needs washing badly.
I have begun my Michaels Wretched-Wreath-Whore reconnaissance. Tis the season. Die bitch.
Blockbuster sells food now. Idiots.
Little Britain is okay. I'm scared of this second attempt at an American Absolutely Fabulous.
My new Keurig stuff came in today. YES to Spiced Mayan Chocolate. NO to Mahogany.
My nine pump chai burned my throat today. Hurts so good.
My pastitsio was a big hit. Thicker bechamel is the way to go.
Sunday, October 19, 2008
A Call to Floridians: Say NO to 2
Say NO to 2
Saturday, October 18, 2008
À Dieu Vous Commant
Apparently it was complications from pneumonia.
Lovely, that's why my mother is in the hospital with as of yesterday.
Merci et je t'aime Guillaume.
Now I have to go watch Tous les Matins du Monde and bawl.
Guillaume Depardieu
1971 - 2008
Sunday, October 12, 2008
Nicked Quicker Than A Ray Of Light
Tuesday, October 07, 2008
i r keepz mah jee pee ay hi
Only a few left to go and then...
possibly going to another school for a year. More details later.
Thursday, October 02, 2008
Hmmm
1) It sounds like it could either be a continuation of Blackout or just a half-ass rehash of an otherwise good CD. I guess we'll see. The jury is still out.
I think nutjob Britney makes better music.
Maybe I'll "Spear"-head a "Keep Britney Nuckin' Futs" campaign.
2) I was quite wary when I heard about this combination for the next Bond theme. I'm still not convinced I like them together. Now, I love the music and it definitely has a 007 flavor, albeit a little rougher than I'd have liked. Mind you, it's hard to top Chris Cornell's You Know My Name, which blew me away. I'm sad to say this one will have to grow on me and I'll gain new appreciation (or loathing) for it when I see it in unison with the intro to the movie. We'll see in November.
Saturday, September 27, 2008
Shifting Gears
Stay Tuned. Possible big life changes coming within the next few months.
Thursday, September 25, 2008
In Need Of A Beat-Down
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Keeps Gettin' Better...But It's Not Anything New
So, love love love the new Christina song. But honestly, all you ridiculous "omg she stoled britneyz radar song i hayt kristina aqualira. britney iz teh bast!!!!!!111" need to shut the hell up and take an English class.
No, this wasn't stolen from Britney's "Radar"
No, this is nothing fresh and new.
Yes, this is derivative.
Goldfrapp has been doing this (and Radar) for years and it's still a good sound. There is nothing original any longer, only new in the moment.
So get over it, enjoy it for what it is, and just shut up and dance.
Saturday, September 20, 2008
Better With Age
Saturday, August 23, 2008
Boring Term
Career Management and Organizational Behavior - Individual suck skank hyena butt. I hate crap gen ed. classes.
A Phred Whaiku
Game Art & Design.
APA, who f**king cares?
Let me hone my art.
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Your result for The Perception Personality Image Test...
NFDC - The Seeker
Nature, Foreground, Detail, and Color
You perceive the world with particular attention to nature. You focus on what's in front of you (the foreground) and how that is affected by the details of life. You are also particularly drawn towards the colors around you. Because of the value you place on nature, you tend to find comfort in more subdued settings and find energy in solitude. You like to deal directly with whatever comes your way without dealing with speculating possibilities or outcomes you can't control. You are highly focused on specific goals or tasks and find meaning in life by pursuing those goals. You are a down-to-earth person who enjoys going with the flow.
The Perception Personality Types:
Friday, August 01, 2008
Bats, Bad Guys, and Burn Victims
The Bat
I love Bale, so it's hard for me to not like a character he plays. He didn't dissapoint.
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The Bad Guy
Not bad, but not the "oscar-winning" performance everyone else seemed to see. He played good crazy, but there was still too much Nicholson in his act.
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The Burn Victim
Wow. This was the performance that made the movie for me. What a great job. I only wish there had been a lot more of him in the course of the film. Eckhart's the winner on this one.
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Phred Phun Phactor: 8 out of 10
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Can You Believe It Made Me Cry?
My strongest desire has always been to see the X-Men on the silver screen. This was always a very close second that I'd resigned myself to never seeing. I'm glad it looks as though it was done right.
WATCHMEN (Apple Link)
WATCHMEN (Alternative Link)
Tuesday, July 01, 2008
Sunday, June 29, 2008
Sci-Faiku
Strange signal? Let's land.
Look, eggs! And one’s opening.
What’s that on your face?
©2008, Phred
Saturday, June 14, 2008
Bestseller
"The Crappening" Eluded
Mom and I took an opportunity to shop for Father's Day, get haircuts, eat sushi, and see The Happening yesterday on one of our fletting "Phreddy Days." I have to say I thoroughly enjoyed the movie. Was I blown away and riveted? No. Was I beside myself in shock at the "twist?" No, I had it pegged not far into the movie actually. But I didn't sit through an hour and a half of M. Night Shmlamlylymlalammy and continually berate myself for not using this time to clip Kitty's claws.
All-in-all the movie was fun and had a decent turtle factor at the beginning. I ecpially enjoyed it given that I'm in a Science Fiction class this term and dissecting my favorite genre of literature.
Phred Phun Phactor: 5 out of 10
Thursday, June 12, 2008
Elizabeth II
Saturday, June 07, 2008
Friday, June 06, 2008
YAY!!!
Then I saw him dance. Smitten.
Friday, April 25, 2008
Hard Candy
So I was talking to Bryan and he directed me to the My Space Music site where I could listen to the whole new Madonna CD.
Wow.
So we listened to it from begnning to end and talked about it as we did.
Wow.
That's a shit-ass album.
4 Minutes is primo Timbaland and Devil Wouldn't Recognize You is pretty good in the vein of What Goes Around. The rest of the CD? Crap.
What a disappointment.
Thursday, April 24, 2008
Good Enough To Eat
So...
If I have another boyfriend named John, technically it isn't cheating right? We'll go with that.
I love pastry. If I'd ever pursued my love of cooking and made it into a career, pastry is what I would have focused on. However, if I'd gone to school with the new love of my life, i'd have focused on little else beyond him.
Johnny Iuzzini not only excels at desserts and artistic pastries, but he's also right up my Mr. Right alley. And come on, John LOVES chocolate. He'd be perectly fine with having handsome Iuzzini as our "third."
Ohhhhh Johnny. Daaaamn
Tuesday, April 01, 2008
Macs, Games, Movies, Beds, Birthdays, and Books: What I Did On My School Break: The Mega Post
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Friday, March 21, 2008
Saturday, March 15, 2008
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Thursday, March 06, 2008
WOW...And Not That Crap MMO
However, now we have a smattering of character shots. And let me just say, I got goosebumps. No Dr. Manhatten mind you, but Nite Owl is absolutely amazing (ship in the background behind him too!) and Ozymandias is way more than I'd expected. They all look amazing really and i can't wait to see them all in action.
Goodbye To The Greatest DM
Wednesday, March 05, 2008
Monday, March 03, 2008
School Stuff
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Sunday, March 02, 2008
Memory Lane
Friday, February 29, 2008
Belated Birthday Bonanza
Monday, February 25, 2008
An Unexpected Surprise
Phred: Here's how the Week 5 Assignment was graded: Two parts to the assignment, 65 points each. First of all, Dang... These are just super, Phred. Just from a cursory look at them, they meet the required elements, but...
Storyboards: First of all, I look at whether the shot list and the storyboards are consistent. Yours are. Second, I looked at the sketches to evaluate whether they convey the action of the shot. Perfect... No problems. Third, I look at whether your boards include an additional area per illustration for a bit of descriptive detail on what is going on in the shot. You do this, and the needed information is there and neatly typed. GREAT. Fourth, I consider the design of the boards-- are they neatly drawn, sequentially numbered, and well labeled? In a word, AWESOME. They are so well drawn. This is exactly what you need in a storyboard, and I will be using yours (If you don't mind) as examples for this assignment in the course shell. NICE WORK!
Your boards are the best in the class. Your art is detailed and rich. Great work as always, Phred. You continue to set the bar in whatever class I have you in. -Mr. C
So, wow. I was blown away that they're going to use my stoyboards as the project example for the future classes in the program. I really never expected that.
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Monday, February 11, 2008
It's A Good Day
Not only did Myshe send word of Prince's win and Amy's sweep, but she sent this as well:
From: Myshe
Subject: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
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Suck it Statesman
Great News
Wednesday, February 06, 2008
Tuesday, February 05, 2008
OMGWTFBBQ! w311 t34r ur 50u1 4p4r7!!1
And waited.
And waited still.
But never did it look like I'd actually see my all-time favorite author's best book series make it to film.
Until now.
I can't say how I very nearly peed my seat while at the computer. Interested in monitoring the progress on my next anticipated Clive Barker movie fix "Midnight Meat Train" (Trailer embedded at bottom) and the production on more movies from some of my favorite barker stories "Pig Blood Blues", "Dread", and "Age of Desire" I ran across this fantastic and jaw-dropping tidbit that somewhoe flew under my radar. At last, a series of films made from my absolute favorite series of Clive's that even starts with the correct story. Hallelujah!
Book of Blood
"Everybody is a book of blood; wherever we're opened, we're red."
Midnight Meat Train Trailer
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
This Is My Life, Rated | |
Life: | 6.6 |
Mind: | 6.2 |
Body: | 5.5 |
Spirit: | 7 |
Friends/Family: | 7.1 |
Love: | 9.1 |
Finance: | 6.3 |
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