Music at the Moment: Shiny Toy Guns - Le Disko
Despite all that's happened to stress me out on the path to impending holidays, things are looking good. John called at 5am to inform me he would just about be on time for crew change for the first time since dinosaurs roamed the earth. I am much elated over this. The living room carpet was steam cleaned buy us last night and looks impressive! It even smells good. I still want to kill that wreath-stealing chum-bucket. Did I mention she looked jewish? Why would a little jewish bitch want a damn christmas wreath? Asshole. I wish I knew Mel Gibson's number. I'd totally call him and tell him what happened. That and I'd tell him what a dick he is for making The Passion of the Suck. What a steaming pile of feh. Kitty's fatter. Don't buy Hercules Hooks. I paid an extra 15 dollars for rush shipping 3 weeks ago. Still not here and talking to Lokprakash..I mean Bob was no help at all. They credited me my rush shipping cost, but I still get the hooks in 3-4 weeks. I needed them today at the latest. Ugh just talked to John and he still has 2 hours to get here. That's so damn long. I think I jammed my birdy finger. It's sore and aching and has been for days off and on. That Oxy rug steam cleaner solution smells nice. If eggs are considered my protein for nutrisystem, do you think nog counts as my dairy?
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You jammed your birdy finger? You sure you didn't strain it from overuse over the past few weeks?
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