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You Are A:

True Neutral Halfling Bard

Alignment:
True Neutral characters are very rare. They believe that balance is the most important thing, and will not side with any other force. They will do whatever is necessary to preserve that balance, even if it means switching allegiances suddenly.

Race:
Halflings are short and fat, like minuature people. (Think 'Hobbits') They enjoy the easy life, but aren't averse to the idea of an adventure from time to time. They get along with all races, and are known for their senses of humor. Halflings also tend to be light of foot, and can move quietly when necessary.

Primary Class:
Bards are the entertainers. They sing, dance, and play instruments to make other people happy, and, frequently, make money. They also tend to dabble in magic a bit.

Detailed Results:

Alignment:
Law and Chaos:
Law ----- XXX (3)
Neutral - XXXXX (5)
Chaos --- XX (2)

Good and Evil:
Good ---- XXXX (4)
Neutral - XXX (3)
Evil ---- XXXX (4)

Race:
Human ---- XXXXX (5)
Half-Elf - XXXXXXXXX (9)
Elf ------ XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Gnome ---- XXXXX (5)
Halfling - XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
Dwarf ---- X (1)
Half-Orc - XX (2)

Class:
Fighter -- (-1)
Barbarian - (-3)
Ranger --- XX (2)
Monk ----- XXXXXXX (7)
Paladin -- XXX (3)
Cleric --- XXXXXX (6)
Mage ----- XXXXXXXXX (9)
Druid ---- (-1)
Thief ----XXXXX (5)
Bard ----- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)

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See Which you Are!