Sci-Faiku

"LV-426"

Strange signal? Let's land.
Look, eggs! And one’s opening.
What’s that on your face?

©2008, Phred

Bestseller

Wow.

And I still don't mean that crap-ass MMD (Massively Multi-player Daycare.)

No, I refer to the fact that my friend Heather and her co-author actually hit number 1 today on the Dark fantasy bestseller list of Fictionwise. What's more, it's my cover on that number 1 book! Suh-weeeet.

We can totally go to stupid conventions now as guests and sign stinky people's shirts. That's always..um..fun...ish.

"The Crappening" Eluded

Thankfully, I didn't have to title this post as such because the movie was a total waste of my time. In fact, I quite ejoyed it.

Mom and I took an opportunity to shop for Father's Day, get haircuts, eat sushi, and see The Happening yesterday on one of our fletting "Phreddy Days." I have to say I thoroughly enjoyed the movie. Was I blown away and riveted? No. Was I beside myself in shock at the "twist?" No, I had it pegged not far into the movie actually. But I didn't sit through an hour and a half of M. Night Shmlamlylymlalammy and continually berate myself for not using this time to clip Kitty's claws.

All-in-all the movie was fun and had a decent turtle factor at the beginning. I ecpially enjoyed it given that I'm in a Science Fiction class this term and dissecting my favorite genre of literature.

Phred Phun Phactor: 5 out of 10

Elizabeth II

Hmmm.

Do I know any other old queens?

Yes I do!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PETE!!!!

For your birthday I sent flood water. I don't have a tracking number so let me know when you get it.

Happy 50th!

Merry Princemas!

YAY!!!

When I first saw him I was immediately taken. I sort of made a connection as to what I liked about his looks when it dawned on me and others that he bore a striking resemblance to my ex Robert. I chalked it up to that.

Then I saw him dance. Smitten.

So naturally I let loose a scream that echoed off the walls when they announced my Cody the winner tonight. I wish He and Mochi could have shared it, but really I'd have been happy if anyone would have won as long as it wasn't that catty faggot Miguel.

Yay Cody! You deserved it!

Suck it Miguel.