Please God, destroy Hollywood.

Okay, could The Chronicles of Riddick have been ANY worse? I think so, but only if fused with Van Helsing and featuring a gratuitous lesbian scene between Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. Crap. Go burn your cash or spend it on Garfield. Couldn't do any worse.

Happy Birthday To His Royal Badness

Merry Princemas everyone!

On this day in 1958 a little boy was born that was destined to blow the socks of millions of listeners with his escalating career. For the last 25 years Prince Rogers Nelson has made love to us over the microphone and caused many an eargasm with his sharp sound, creative style and ever-innovative musical endeavors. I've been lucky enough to have lived through every bit. Since the first time I heard his debut single "Soft & Wet" I've been hooked. His music has helped me through tough times, it's inspired my artistic side and it plays its part in making my feet move and my hips shake. If I couldn't have danced all these years while listening to his stuff I probably would have offed myself. He's infectious and I'm glad we got to take this ride through life at the same time. Thanks Prince! You've made my life colorful and I appreciate that. Happy Birthday!

MERRY PRINCEMAS!

You're an Etch-a-Sketch!! You're the creative,
artsy type who doesn't need to actually utilize
a single muscle group in order to have fun.
Doesn't matter though, you're still cool.


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